ME & CAMPUS POLICE
howdoiputthisgently: FRESHMAN YEAR: SENIOR YEAR:
WHEN I DESCRIBE MY CULINARY TALENTS
WHEN I SEE A SEGWAY TOUR
whenindc: but when I see a Segway cop
When I study for a final with the smartest person...
whatshouldwecallme: It ends up just like,
COMING HOME DRUNK
howdoiputthisgently: IN HIGH SCHOOL: IN COLLEGE:
I’m tired of all this “let’s play with her...
be the person you want other people to see in you.
Often, you have to let people go. Everyone who’s in your life are meant to be in your journey, but not all of them are meant to stay there. (via 365thoughts)
art is one of the ways that people communicate. it is difficult for me to...– dick higgins
My Evil Plan!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me Stage One To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, baffled by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton? Stage Two Next,...